Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai

Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai. Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai Khud to msg karte nahi hai, Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar garm pani se dhokar

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!
Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!

Bachpan ki woh amiri na jane kaha kho gayi

Bachpan ki woh amiri..
na jane kaha kho gayi,
warna kabhi baarish ke pani mein..
hamare bhi jahaaz chala karte the.

Bataiye, sach baat itni chubhti kyu hai??

Bataiye… sach baat itni chubhti kyu hai..??
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Kyunki Sach baat mai point hota hai.

Bura mat suno, Bura mat dekho, Bura mat bolo

Bura mat suno.
Bura mat dekho.
Bura mat bolo.
 I did not know ‘Bura’ was Manmohan singh’s nickname.

What is the meaning of true friend?

What is the meaning of true friend?
Jab ek dost apni akhiri saansein le raha ho
aur uska dost ankho mein aansu le aye aur kahe,
*Chal uth Yaar Aaj last time
Maut ki Class Bunk Krte hain*

Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge?

Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain Kharab
Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge?

Beta: Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga.

Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na hui tou?

 Beta: Maa main paisay kharch kerun ga
tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga..

Maa hass padi..!!

Beta: Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?

Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi..
 No One is better than Mother!!